Spiced Donkey Meat - Now we have a real alternative to SPAM

A friends recent trip to China turns up this tasty gem, a traditional treat of the Chinese Olympic Delegation.

Great with wine, but watch out for expansion!

And dont worry, it features a long quarantee period.

Look for it in stores near you.

"Looking it makes your mouth watering. Eating it lets you aftertasting forever."

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